Roger, King of the Apes
read the book of Genesis
to Vincent, his black panther
comrade, and proclaimed
"Those humans sure do got it all wrong!"
when contemplating the actuality
of human existence
in the depths of the Wambagasi forest.
This is how it went:
Adam attached Eve's right leg
to the top of her neck,
replaced her left hand
with her head instead.
He glued her nose on
as a stumpy tail and
misplaced her spine
for a leafy vine.
Along came Edna, first lady
of Apes. Seeing Adam, she stated
"It's not rocket science", while
rearranging Eve's head, hands, legs
and nose. Eve, standing up
looked at Edna and said her first words:
"And they say man is more intelligent than ape."
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